Exciting news from your business blog’s best friend: BlogMutt.
We know that many small businesses just don’t have time to write their own blog posts. We’ve been proud to serve thousands of those businesses. Our pricing, that starts as low as $89/month, is affordable to most of those businesses, but not all.
So I went to my team and asked them to brainstorm some ideas that might make a blog writing service even more affordable for those businesses that can’t afford $89 to have U.S. writers create all-original posts for them every week.
And we figured it out!
What’s the idea? Simple. We leave out the vowels!
Why I didn’t think of this before, I’ll never know.Vowels make up only 5/26ths of the alphabet, unless you count that two-timing letter, Y. But because there are vowels in every single word, eliminating them allows us to produce massive efficiencies in the flow of letters through our proprietary interface.
The bottom line for you: Now you can get one all-original post per week for the low low price of just $39 per month! You can be sure that this writing will be totally unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.
Just to show you what it will look like, this very post will be reproduced in our Value-Plus/Vowel-Minus form below.
We are testing this new service for now, but we are looking for beta customers. We will take customers from those who apply today, April 1, 2016.
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